I was having a lovely IM conversation with a friend of mine. He was lamenting that he didn't like feeling post surgical, and that his care in the hospital was less than stellar. Then he pops out with this gem "I think I shall modify my 'Goals Worksheet' at work to include 'Apotheosis' for 2002. Then I can just fix stuff." I love my friends even if nobody at work gets it when I try and explain why I am laughing.