The dog just did something dumb. While I was in the basement working on my sump pump, I took the destructive dog with me, and left the grumpy old dog upstairs. Well grumpy got into the dog food supply, mind you he had already been fed. So now he isn't dog shaped he is more like an eggplant on legs. And belching like a mad thing. I think he must have eaten several cups of food. I doubt he will ever realize that his greed made him miserable, but most of us never notice what the universe is trying to teach us. In the mean time I can laugh at his bloated little self.