I sent my brother an email asking how life was going and giving him my contact info since I moved....our conversation follows.. his comments are in bright yellow.

RETCHED! I could go on and on but it wouldn't do anyone much good.
FYI - As your personal e-mail address changes with the seasons I'm only going to e-mail you at work.
Have a great one.

My personal email address has changed like 3 times in 7 years. Maybe less. I used ames.net for years then crosspaths.net since. But whatever. This one works.

In my life I've lost 2 watches. It just so happens that both of them were lost during my eighth year of life. Since then I've been known as the kid who loses watches and can't be trusted with anything nice. The rents burnt this into my head so well I still won't spend more than $40 on a watch! So...you'll be the e-mail changer and I'll be the watch loser.
Odd cause I have lost no small number of watches. Actually I don't even
wear one anymore.
About the time you kept losing retainers I was losing watches.

Odd how life works out that you can be branded forever based on things you did once upon a time. Seriously I had 1 address in college, 1 in grad school (and a private isp at the same time ames.net) then I changed to crosspaths, my work address changes all the time. I had 4 at my last job.